Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Home Builder at the Bar

I'm enjoying a libation at a regional bar when suddenly a gorgeous 19-year-old girl enters and sits down a few seats away.

The girl is so attractive that I just can’t take my eyes off her. After a short while the girl notices me staring and with sultry moves...sits down next to me.

I try to stammer out an apology for being such a twit in staring....however the girl looks deep into the eyes and says to me in a very breathy & sexy tone:

I’ll do anything you’d like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game. I want 100 dollars.....plus there’s one other condition”.

I'm shocked for this complete change of events! I drop my eye level down to her and ask....."what kind of condition are you talking about?"

You have to tell me what you want me to do in just five words.

I said to myself...."self" I said..."hmmmmmm. Okay you're on!" Pulled out my clip and peeled out a hundred dollars and put it on top of the bar.

She smiles slowly while staring me in the eyes...."what's it going to be handsome?"

I sat back on my bar stool and with my best Possum and Persimmon smile...I lean in and tell her:

Paint 24-B Today"





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